You are a New York Mets fan.
A true diehard Mets fan. So much so you’re your cell phone ringtone is “Meet the Mets”. The license plate on your car says “Amazin”. In your high school yearbook, your life’s goal is listed as “To Meet Mr. Met”. And you eventually did. The picture on the wall in the living room proves it. In a city that bleeds blue and white, you bleed blue and orange. You have almost every piece of memorabilia that any one person can have. You have four, yes four, Mets jerseys. You have 16 Mets caps and hats. You have signed baseball bats and baseballs. You have two flags for your car and even replicas of all three of the stadiums that the Mets have ever played in. You named your daughter Shea, and would have named your son Met, if your wife hadn’t stopped you. Tom was eventually named after Tom Seaver. Every Sunday at church, you pray for your family and the New York Mets. Some Sundays, you pray for the Mets twice, just to make sure that God heard you. And every year it seems like they need your prayers more and more. The day that pitchers and catchers report is circled on your Mets calendar. So is Opening Day. But you really didn’t have to use the calendar anymore because you bought something that helped you keep track of the Mets schedule. You bought the ultimate New York Mets gift.
A New York Mets Watch
You had seen New York Mets watches before. You already owned 3 of them. You had a New York Mets Mens Or Ladies watch for everyday, one for Sundays and one for the times when you went to the game. But this one was different. It was unlike any watch that you had seen before. When you first saw it, you couldn’t believe that it was true. It just didn’t seem possible. A watch that could tell you the entire Mets schedule. The New York Mets Schedule watch must have been what Mr. Met wore himself. It not only told the time, it told the day’s baseball games too. And future games as well as those already played. To top it off, it even played “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” whenever a game started. This New York Mets watch would replace all of the other New York watches that you owned. You even bought 2 of them just to make sure that you would have a backup if something happened to one of them. You recommended the Mets watch to all of your friends. And they all bought them.
Thanks to your New York Mets watch, you never miss a game. They lose more than they win, but you never miss it. And that is the important thing.